Trying to watch Game of Thrones with my...
When I was a Girl Scout counselor, my name was...
Because I’m fucking awesome like that.
I have a wonderful tumblr family. :)
Then I have to ask myself:
But, Nicole! Where are all the trust posts? You should be doing that instead. I know.
I've been pissed off way too many times today.
Trying not to be cranky or jealous… People just keep interfering. I think I should go to bed. At least I got to watch Tintin with Andrew without someone trying to ruin it.
An empty stomach plus alcohol equals a happy me.
Captain Jack Harkness: hey i just met you
Captain Jack Harkness: and this is crazy bu-
The Doctor: NO.
The Doctor: STOP IT.
constrixii asked: Hey, I just wanted to stop by and say thankyou for following. You were one of the first blogs to follow me that I didn’t previously know from school and it means a lot. Thankyou for still following me :)
She’s pregnant and you still cheat on her? I’m so pissed off right now. What the hell are you doing, Don?!
My imagination is too active at times...
For example, last night I saw money in the middle of the road on my way home. I thought about stopping to pick it up but decided not to since I had convinced myself it was a trap that backwood inbreds had set up in order to eat me. This is only the beginning of my wild imaginings. Guys. You don’t even know.
I just want to love you, But you keep pushing me away, Pushing me away. I want to feel your salt water on my skin, But you tell me to go away, Go away. Someday you’ll love me too, I know I’ll find a way. A way. And the waves will pull me in, Taking me far away, Far, far away.
I made a song! It goes like this...
I like pizza! I like Mad Men! I lo-o-o-o-ove alcohol!!!!! And Andrew tooooooooo!!!!! And caaaaaaaaaatttttsssss!!!!!!! That’s the end of the song.
Full day of moving all my heavy stuff.
detectivesquid: Why am I just now getting that “I don’t want to do this” feeling when I only have 4 more boxes to move? Shut up, body! (punk-ass bitch) Awww, poor baby. I should have helped you until the end.
It’s been a super long day. But I got to spend it with Andrew…so it was a good super long day. Now for pizza, mad men, whipped cream vodka, alone party night! (yeah, that’s a thing now)
When I drink a fifth of my mother's whipped cream...
I watch whisper of the heart. I have trouble spelling. I’m thankful for spellcheck. I want more vodka.
When I hiccup, it’s like there’s an alien trying to get out of my body by slowly moving up my throat. So I hold my breath just in case it really is an alien. Because I think that’s what the Doctor would tell me to do. And I’m just waiting for him to show up and rid me of my hiccups forever. So if anyone tells me not to hold my breath in hopes that the Doctor will come,...
Ida Maria chose the cat photo I had on tumblr for...
I’m so cool cause I did it first.